Kayak Daydreamer T-Shirts

How to read a modern roof rack.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Duck Hunt

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Desert Island Fantasies

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

'Get me the coast.'

Scary Face at Window

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

Heavenly Ships

Fishing Holes

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Little Submarines

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Any luck"

A quick escape from a business meeting.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

A monster emerges from a hidden trapdoor

Giraffe Sailing

Future Desert Islands.