Kayak Daydreamer Gifts

How to read a modern roof rack.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Duck Hunt

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Desert Island Fantasies

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Scary Face at Window

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

'Get me the coast.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Heavenly Ships

Little Submarines

His Master Voice Desert Island

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

Fishing Holes

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"Any luck"

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Giraffe Sailing

Future Desert Islands.

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

A monster emerges from a hidden trapdoor