Daydream Sailor T-Shirts

Couch Potato / World Surfer

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Chaironaut

'Get me the coast.'

Underwater.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Little Submarines

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"Any luck"

Cruise to nowhere

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.

A painter drawing a ship

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

Pirate Mail.

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."

"I'm sorry, I was daydreaming about you and your stupid sales material getting eaten by a giant crocodile. Please continue."