Big Boat Dreamer Pillows

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Ever Given

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Whale Romance

'...and that's the one that got away!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Heavenly Ships

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

Cruise to nowhere

"Any luck"