Dreamboat Enthusiast Gifts

"That's my personal most wanted list."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Tunnel of fleeting love.

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

I hate these flying fish

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

'How about this one?'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Boat to the Horizon.

'I try to help when I can.'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"