Boatcraft Enthusiast T-Shirts

Annual sportknitting Derby

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

On the brink.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Arts and crafts

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Business Duck

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

The Imperfect Storm

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Pelican and Origami

"They migrate here each summer."