Boatcraft Enthusiast Pillows

Annual sportknitting Derby

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

On the brink.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

Arts and crafts

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

The Imperfect Storm

Pelican and Origami

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!