Steamboat Admirer Mugs

Ships in the Forest- the New Madrid Canal

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Fishing Boat Derby

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

A meeting on the pier

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Sit."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

SS Superhero

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

Zapped Spaceship.

No, you're still saying arrr, not ahhh.

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."

Tonight Houdini and Son.

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

'Pinch runner, Bob! Hold him on the bag! They put this guy on for only one reason!'

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

It's an ill wind.