Shipwreck Aficionado Gifts

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"I dunno...Sometimes I just feel like I'm living in a cartoon cliche."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'What luck!'

Deflating Island

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

That Sinking Feeling

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Gay Pride.

Pulling the Anchor Out

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Good Ship Lollipop