Shipwreck Aficionado Mugs

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"I dunno...Sometimes I just feel like I'm living in a cartoon cliche."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Deflating Island

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Good Ship Lollipop

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."