Shipwreck Survivor Enthusiast Gifts

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

Stock brokers without borders.

Atlantic - Ocean

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Desert Island Bagpipes

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'