Shipwreck Survivor Devotee Gifts

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"Over there - an island!"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

External Revenue Service

Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

Bl**dy climate change...