"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."
Shipwreck Survivalists Gifts
Looking for gifts that speak to the bold and resourceful? Our collection for shipwreck survivalists offers witty mugs, tough t-shirts, cozy pillows, and art prints that capture the resilience and humor of those who love surviving against the odds. Perfect for adventurers, sailors, or anyone who enjoys a maritime challenge. Discover unique pieces that celebrate their daring spirit and passion for the sea.
Santa Claus You Are Welcome.
'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'
'I wonder how the economy is doing.'
Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.
Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."
'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'
'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'
"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"
A man with a rake on a desert island
"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"
Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.
"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"
Deserted Island Logging
'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'
Desert Island Bagpipes
'What do you mean you lost the keys?'
Desert Island with CCTV.
Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.
Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.
'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'
"I just feel like a cliche."
"Over there - an island!"
Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.
'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!
'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'
External Revenue Service
"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."
"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."
"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."
A surf lifesavers' joke.
Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!
Bl**dy climate change...
"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."
'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'
Shipwreck Survivalists Gifts Collection
Shipwreck Survivalists Mugs
Explore our collection of shipwreck survivalist mugs and find the perfect humorous or inspiring design to start every voyage with a smile.
Shipwreck Survivalists Pillows
Sneak a maritime adventure into your home with our shipwreck survivalist pillows—cozy, humorous, and perfect for coastal homes or adventure lovers.
Shipwreck Survivalists Prints
Bring daring sea stories to your walls with our shipwreck survivalist art prints—an inspiring addition to any adventurous space.
Shipwreck Survivalists T-Shirts
Discover our range of shipwreck survivalist t-shirts—witty, durable, and designed for those who thrive on adventure and resilience by the sea.