Ship Accident Aficionado Gifts

Pulling the Anchor Out

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Art of Surviving

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Deserted Island Logging

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

The Ship's Aground on the Shore...

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

That Sinking Feeling

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'Petersen, you're fired!'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

'Has anyone ever told you, you have the face that could launch a thousand ships?'

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

Good Ship Lollipop

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Gay Pride.

Atlantic - Ocean

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."