Marine Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

What happens when you swim with the wrong kind of dolphin.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"What's the name of our sea?"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

One of a kind.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."