Marine Encounter Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh no, we just met today: He's what you would call my 'catch of the day'...'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Batman O' War

"He's a keeper!"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Making fun of Starfish.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

One of a kind.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.