Marine Enthusiasts Gifts

'Need anything today?'

Fish caught in a snorkel.

"It's always great seeing you guys. We'll have to get together again sometime and..."

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

Ok, that's one mackerel ... You want fries with that?

Frankly, I wish our intelligence was compared to another species.

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.

One of a kind.

"What do you think of the decision to cut down on fish" "Dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb"

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Boat wedding.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

Batman O' War

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fishing boat.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

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