Marine Enthusiasts Gifts

'Need anything today?'

Fish caught in a snorkel.

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.

One of a kind.

"What do you think of the decision to cut down on fish" "Dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb"

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Boat wedding.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Fishing boat.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Dolphin

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

COWMIKAZES

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Shark food pyramid.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'