Marine Mischief Enthusiast Gifts

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Submariners' Eye Test.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"What's the name of our sea?"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

One of a kind.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."