Shipwreck Wonderer Mugs

Catching Coconuts.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Battery Lighthouse

'You are doing it wrong.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island Bagpipes

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Directions to the Bar.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

External Revenue Service

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse