Shipwreck Survivor Dreamer Mugs

This is unbearable. I can't beleive I let my sand wedge on the ship.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Ever Given

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Silent type, eh?'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'Get me the coast.'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Pearl Fishers

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'Something tells me we're close!'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.