Shipwreck Survivor Dreamer Prints

This is unbearable. I can't beleive I let my sand wedge on the ship.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Ever Given

'Silent type, eh?'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'Get me the coast.'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

The Deep Thinker

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Pearl Fishers

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'Something tells me we're close!'

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.