Maritime Dreamer Prints

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

A painter drawing a ship

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'I wish I was creative'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Mermaid Art

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Silent type, eh?'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Get a rockpool!

'Hey! Down in front!'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Underwater.

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

'Wheeee...'

'Get me the coast.'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

desert isle shopping trolley...

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Beached Whales

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'