Maritime Dreamer Prints

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

A painter drawing a ship

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Silent type, eh?'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'Hey! Down in front!'

Get a rockpool!

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Underwater.

'Wheeee...'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

There it is – my dream beach house.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Get me the coast.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

desert isle shopping trolley...

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

The Deep Thinker

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Beached Whales

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.