Ship Dreamer Mugs

Someday, when my ship comes in, we won't have to take the bus

Occu-Pie Mars

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Ever Given

Whale Romance

'Silent type, eh?'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Hey! Down in front!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'Wheeee...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

The Deep Thinker

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Beached Whales

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'Something tells me we're close!'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.