Ship Captain Dreamer Mugs

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Occu-Pie Mars

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Ever Given

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Whale Romance

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Employment demands

Heavenly Ships

Elon Musk caricature

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Cruise to nowhere

A painter drawing a ship