Ship Captain Dreamer Pillows

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Occu-Pie Mars

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Ever Given

Whale Romance

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

Heavenly Ships

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Elon Musk caricature

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Employment demands

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

Cruise to nowhere

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'