Submarine Dreamer Mugs

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Occu-Pie Mars

Save Our Universe

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Whale Romance

Ever Given

'Silent type, eh?'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'Hey! Down in front!'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

My First Boat

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Underwater.

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

The Deep Thinker

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Wheeee...'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Beached Whales

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

Heavenly Ships

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

Employment demands

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting