Sailor Dreamer Mugs

"It's the Flying Dutchman!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Ever Given

Whale Romance

'Silent type, eh?'

Running out of Gas.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Get a rockpool!

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

The Deep Thinker

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

There it is – my dream beach house.

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'