Sailing Dreamer Mugs

'I see a long ocean voyage in your future....'

'Rudderless and adrift? But, you're in Kansas, Evans.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Heavenly Ships

Little Submarines

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Cruise to nowhere

Scuba Skater

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Pirate Mail.

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.

A painter drawing a ship

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.