War Plane Wonderer Gifts

The Aero Biffer

Butterfly Woman

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

Caliologist

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

The hummingbird's hum.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Butterfly Woman

Hot dog warmer

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

Imran Khan

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Sara Sampaio

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Bowled out.

The wheel.

It's a great invention, but I can't figure out where to put the little hula dancer.

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

Lepidopterist Heaven

The Wheel: 'Transportation?'...'Food?'

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

C. Doppler takes a walk.