Winged Wonderer Gifts

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

The hummingbird's hum.

Butterfly Woman

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'But what is the universe for?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Would you like some wings?"

Snow Devil

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Bumble Bee

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Ice Skater

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

'Look man, no wings!'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Rockefeller Center."

Caliologist

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Socially distanced sledding

Christmas tree exchange

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Hanukkah tree

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

The Devil making snow angels.

Snowman carrot substitute.