Winged Wonder Gifts

Butterfly Woman

End of the carrier pigeon.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Anyone got a hanky?'

Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me.

Butterfly Woman

Caliologist

"Would you like some wings?"

Bird Torture.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bumble Bee

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Look man, no wings!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The hummingbird's hum.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

More jets.

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Penguins going for flying lessons

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Football

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'