Wingless Wonder Gifts

'Look man, no wings!'

Butterfly Woman

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Bumble Bee

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Injured backpacker.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Do you think I'm sixty?

Caliologist

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

The hummingbird's hum.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Butterfly Woman

The Bluetooth Fairy.

"Something light and fluffy."

Death Watch

Wise Cracker

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

"I thought you meant a football pool."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Sara Sampaio

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Penguins going for flying lessons

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

Lepidopterist Heaven