Wingless Wonder Mugs

'Look man, no wings!'

Butterfly Woman

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Bumble Bee

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

Injured backpacker.

Caliologist

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

The hummingbird's hum.

Butterfly Woman

The Bluetooth Fairy.

"Something light and fluffy."

Death Watch

Wise Cracker

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"I thought you meant a football pool."

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Penguins going for flying lessons

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."