Winged Wonders Gifts

Butterfly Angel

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

Butterfly Woman

"Would you like some wings?"

Four children playing the flute.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bumble Bee

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Look man, no wings!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Caliologist

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The hummingbird's hum.

More jets.

Humming Bird's Hum.

Butterfly Woman

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

"You'll never soar like an eagle, but your wings will make you very popular."

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Penguins going for flying lessons

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Football

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'