Winged Wanderers Gifts

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Butterfly Woman

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Buggy with Snowplow.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Caliologist

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The hummingbird's hum.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Butterfly Woman

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

More jets.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'See if they have their green cards.'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Arctic Caravan Breaks

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"You'll never soar like an eagle, but your wings will make you very popular."

Winter Border Wall

Postman in the Snow