Winged Wanderer Gifts

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

Pigeon Training School

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

"Do you know how close to the sun you were flying?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Travel: Special low rates to Capistrano

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Wheel Yourself A Dealy wright Bros Bicycle Shop.

"Would you like some wings?"

"This is your Captain speaking. . . As of 5 minutes ago I have been furloughed and will now work form home."

Butterfly Woman

You Are Here

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Bird Torture.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bumble Bee

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Whose the new guy?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'