Winged Walker Gifts

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Butterfly Woman

Snow flake

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Bumble Bee

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Caliologist

The hummingbird's hum.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Butterfly Woman

"Ugh, that happens every time she sees a squirrel."

More jets.

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Sara Sampaio

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

Tough Butterfly

"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Penguins going for flying lessons

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

Lepidopterist Heaven

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."