Moonlit Walker Gifts

Man and dog both have leashes.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Head over Hooves

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Planting by the Moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Save our Planet.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Climbing to the moon...

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Astronaut

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'