Moonlit Walker Gifts

Man and dog both have leashes.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Head over Hooves

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Parking meter on the moon.

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Planting by the Moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Climbing to the moon...

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Did you bring more cars?"

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."