Moon Walker Gifts

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

I don't have the keys.

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

"Did you bring more cars?"

That looks like a golf ball.

Sometimes I think your generation was the last truly human one, Mort. What do you mean? Your generation finished exploring the earth's surface, and when you were done with that, you went to the moon. For millennia, mankind was defined by its insatiable thirst for exploration. But that's all come to a sad end. I'm going to Mars to be on a reality show! DNC. I stand uncorrected.

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Moon Cheese

Save the Planet: Stop Illegal Immigration.

'What's the area code up here?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Shopping trolley on the moon.

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

'This is the showhouse, but in fact all the units have the same imaginative use of space. '

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

A small dog in a large space suit.

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

"There's water up here, all right!"

You chickens don't hold the monopoly on being free range you know!

You Are Here Sign on the Moon.

Astronaut steps in dog poop.

Why men stopped going to the moon.

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

Astronaut

Designated Smoking Area

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"... And this inoculation is to protect me from what on the moon, doctor?"

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

Rocket to the Moon

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I can't wait to get home, run around outside, and finally eat some fresh food."