Moonwalker Fan Gifts

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

Astronaut Slips On A Banana Peel

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Head over Hooves

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Michael Jackson.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Climbing to the moon...

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Astronaut

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Did you bring more cars?"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Climbing to the moon

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.