Moonwalker Hopeful Gifts

Neil Armstrong

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Head over Hooves

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Michael Jackson.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Parking meter on the moon.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Astronaut

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Climbing to the moon...

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"So what do you do for a living?"

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Climbing to the moon

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'