Moonwalker At Heart Gifts

Astronaut sneezing.

Colin the alien helps to free frapped lunar buggy.

China Launches Lunar Rover

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Head over Hooves

Michael Jackson.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Climbing to the moon...

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Did you bring more cars?"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."