Moon Walker Wannabe Gifts

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Head over Hooves

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Michael Jackson.

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Climbing to the moon...

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Astronaut

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Climbing to the moon

Rocket to the Moon

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'