Moonwalk Enthusiast Gifts

"While he did not retract his previous statement, he did symbolically perform a moonwalk as he left the podium."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Head over Hooves

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Save our Planet.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Climbing to the moon...

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Astronaut

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'