Moonwalk Admirer Gifts

The Moo-Walk

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Head over Hooves

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"So what do you do for a living?"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"Did you bring more cars?"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'