Moonwalk Admirer Gifts

Goodbye Jackson

Michael Jackson.

The Moo-Walk

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Head over Hooves

Night of the Zombonies.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Parking meter on the moon.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Astronaut

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Climbing to the moon...

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'