Moonwalk Master Gifts

'No, lady, I'm not trying to moonwalk! You didn't pick up after your dog!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Head over Hooves

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Michael Jackson.

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Parking meter on the moon.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Save our Planet.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Astronaut

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Climbing to the moon...

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Home school marching band"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Climbing to the moon

Rocket to the Moon

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'