Moonwalkers Gifts

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Men on modernised moon

Spaceman playing golf on the moon

Just do your job, and stop worring about low bidders

Chugger on the Moon

Chickens on the Moon

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Head over Hooves

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Michael Jackson.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Astronaut

"So what do you do for a living?"

Climbing to the moon...

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'