Moon Walker Admirer Gifts

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Head over Hooves

Night of the Zombonies.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Michael Jackson.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Parking meter on the moon.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Save our Planet.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut

Climbing to the moon...

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'