Moonwalk Enthusiast T-Shirts

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."

Moonwalker.

"While he did not retract his previous statement, he did symbolically perform a moonwalk as he left the podium."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Head over Hooves

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Michael Jackson.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Water is discovered on the moon....

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Parking meter on the moon.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Save our Planet.

Climbing to the moon...

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'