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"Humm baby!! Let's go campy Lunar Colony!!!"

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Just back from holiday - go anywhere nice?'

Men on moon, "C'mon, I just need my own space sometimes"

'Thanks for the chow ... any chance you could toss up my lead boots?'

Neil Armstrong: That's One. . . Giant. . . Man.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Ew, I stepped in s**t!!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Head over Hooves

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Astronaut

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"So what do you do for a living?"

Climbing to the moon...

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Rocket to the Moon